Introduction

Before I start rambling on, I just want to make one thing clear.  No, this isn’t some sappy blog filled with sweet love letters compiled for my girlfriend’s reading pleasure.  Rather, everything you’ll find here has more to do with me than any other person, not excluding my girlfriend.

OK, with that said, let me introduce the girl in question.  Her name’s M, that’s short for a really long name.  She’s half Chinese and half Filipina.  She came squealing into this world in a run-down clinic on the outskirts of Manila, Philippines on May 10, 1984.  She’s never been more than 245 miles from home.

As the title of this blog suggests, M is often sad and is little in both size and essence.  She’s barely five feet tall, and if ever we do get a glimpse of her soul, there probably wouldn’t be much difference in size.  This can mean two things: one, her essence might be trifling and not larger than life, or, two, her soul fits perfectly into her psychical manifestation, which could mean there are no wasted spaces in her existence (she lives her life fully, if that makes any sense).  Mai also has an inherited depression.  I’m not going to go into details, since you’re most likely to see this as you read more of what’s written in this blog, and it seems to have gone away from the moment she met me.

If, by any chance you find her interesting, that’s my fault.  My girlfriend is pretty boring.  While she can be seen as someone who lives her life fully, it definitely doesn’t mean that what she does is interesting to the majority of you.  It certainly isn’t to me.

Before you call me conceited and a dick, I’d just like say that I’m boring too.  In fact, M is more boring whenever she’s with me.  If you were to use our relationship to make a movie, you wouldn’t.  This is one of the main reasons why I started this blog.  I found that, most of the time, I’m only of interest to myself and can think of something worthwhile to say whenever I talk about my girlfriend. 

If you still don’t think all these posts are worthwhile then get the fuck out of here.  Otherwise, I hope you enjoy wasting your productivity with me.